Zager and Evans

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Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:05:58 -0500

Y’all can have your Kili if I can get me some Fili.

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:17:12 -0500

Y’all can have your Kili if I can get me some Fili.

I’m so good at studying for exams

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 18:02:13 -0500

I’m so good at studying for exams

Dear formula sheet, Please help me pass. I’m relying on...

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 17:55:50 -0500

Dear formula sheet,
Please help me pass. I’m relying on you.
Thank you.

P.S. I love you.

Hot ex-physics teacher commented on my Facebook status, permission to marry now?

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:38:11 -0500

Hot ex-physics teacher commented on my Facebook status, permission to marry now?

colleeeen: kitchenshark: Baked eggs in roasted red pepper...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:39:58 -0500

colleeeen:

kitchenshark:

Baked eggs in roasted red pepper gouda soup with crisp bacon crumbles and cheese blend with oven toasted farmers market sourdough made with love by my love

omg

asgardium-leviosa: Alright, I’m going to try my hand at this, reblog and ill draw you a bowtie to...

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 20:57:35 -0500

asgardium-leviosa:

Alright, I’m going to try my hand at this, reblog and ill draw you a bowtie to go with your blog

Without a template.

The limit is 150, so hurry!

courtneyconcept: Rachael Robitaille Appriciation Post

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 01:09:11 -0500

courtneyconcept:

Rachael Robitaille Appriciation Post

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Mon, 19 Nov 2012 10:09:26 -0500

heathicorn: #crying because i’m not tom hanks #crying because...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:09:06 -0500

heathicorn:

#crying because i’m not tom hanks #crying because i don’t have a tom hanks in my life #crying because of tom hanks #who is perfect

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Tue, 13 Nov 2012 14:28:57 -0500

kiss-my-assbutt: Ladies and gentlemen, Facebook users.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 17:04:35 -0500

kiss-my-assbutt:

Ladies and gentlemen, Facebook users.

READ SONG OF THE SPARROW OR WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 02:09:51 -0500

READ SONG OF THE SPARROW OR WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS.

tyleroakley: Jesus Christ.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:55:35 -0500

tyleroakley:

Jesus Christ.

celesteboldlygoes: yaheardwithperd: sarrel: Ingredients: CINN...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:34:45 -0500

celesteboldlygoes:

yaheardwithperd:

sarrel:

Ingredients:

CINNAMON FILLING:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, just melted (not boiling)
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons packed light brown sugar
1/2 tablespoon ground cinnamon

CREAM CHEESE GLAZE:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
2-ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

PANCAKES:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oil

Directions:

Prepare the cinnamon filling: In a medium bowl, stir together the butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. Scoop the filling into a quart-sized heavy zip baggie and set it aside (see *Tips below).

Prepare the glaze: In a small pan, heat the butter over low heat until melted. Turn off the heat and whisk in the cream cheese until it is almost smooth. Sift the powdered sugar into the pan, stir and add in vanilla extract. Set the pan aside while you make the pancakes.

Prepare the pancake batter: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk in the milk, egg and oil, just until the batter is moistened (a few small lumps are fine).

Cook the pancakes: Heat a large, nonstick skillet over medium-heat and spray with nonstick spray. Use an ice cream scoop (or 1/3 cup measuring cup) to add the batter to the pan. Use the bottom of the scoop or cup to spread the batter into a circle (about 4-inches in diameter). Reduce the heat to medium low. Snip the corner of your baggie of cinnamon filling and squeeze the filling into the open corner. When your pancake begins to form bubbles, add the filling. Starting at the center of the pancake, squeeze the filling on top of the pancake batter in a swirl (just as you see in a regular cinnamon roll). Cook the pancake 2 to 3 minutes, or until the bubbles begin popping on top of the pancake and it’s golden brown on the bottom. Slide a thin, wide metal spatula underneath the pancake and gently but quickly flip it over. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes, until the other side is golden as well. When you flip the pancake onto a plate, you will see that the cinnamon filling has created a crater-swirl of cinnamon. Wipe out the pan with a paper towel, and repeat with the remaining pancake batter and cinnamon filling. Re-warm the glaze briefly, if needed. Serve pancakes topped with a drizzle of glaze.

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BALLZZZ.

person: farts

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:33:34 -0500

person: *farts*
cole sprouse: Ahhhh, the ol' butt trumpet. Have you ever thought about how gas emits from the anus? Wind blowing wistfully through your sphincter; parting with your body to become one with the outside world. Do farts have existential crises? Do they ponder the authenticity of their origins, their smells, their sounds? And what of a queef?

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Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:33:14 -0500

silverforkedsky: (via Amanda Vissell’s posters for girls –...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 01:31:43 -0500

silverforkedsky:

(via Amanda Vissell’s posters for girls – Boing Boing)

FUCK YOU, NEW SHITTY TUMBLR APP. I’m sorry. Please stop sucking. Please and thank you.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:05:42 -0500

FUCK YOU, NEW SHITTY TUMBLR APP.

I’m sorry. Please stop sucking. Please and thank you.

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Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:02:55 -0500