December 2012
7 posts
3 tags
1 tag
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I’m so good at studying for exams
Hot ex-physics teacher commented on my Facebook status, permission to marry now?
asgardium-leviosa:
Alright, I’m going to try my hand at this, reblog and ill draw you a bowtie to go with your blog
Without a template.
The limit is 150, so hurry!
November 2012
27 posts
courtneyconcept:
Rachael Robitaille Appriciation Post
READ SONG OF THE SPARROW OR WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS.
person: *farts*
cole sprouse: Ahhhh, the ol' butt trumpet. Have you ever thought about how gas emits from the anus? Wind blowing wistfully through your sphincter; parting with your body to become one with the outside world. Do farts have existential crises? Do they ponder the authenticity of their origins, their smells, their sounds? And what of a queef?
FUCK YOU, NEW SHITTY TUMBLR APP.
I’m sorry. Please stop sucking. Please and thank you.
harryspankme:
i’d pay like at least 37 dollars to be hot
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
unclefather:
he laughed at a joke i made one time so yeah, we’re pretty much dating
unclefather:
i can tell 9 out of 10 times when a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs
captain-snark:
godtie:
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is confirmed to either exist or not.
Schrodinger’s peen
beekeepers-fishface:
stereotypical canadian jokes are the best thing and no one can convince me otherwise
